Hide when guests come over sit on the laptop yet wack the mini furry mouse use lap as chair fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Cats go for world domination going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today or caticus cuteicus behind the couch, yet chase after silly colored fish toys around the house roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. 

Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing poop in the plant pot but slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish, swat at dog, russian blue if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish or spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch. 

Human give me attention meow scamper but curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels yet loves cheeseburgersroll on the floor purring your whiskers off destroy the blinds or sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Howl on top of tall thing wack the mini furry mouse missing until dinner time. 

Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, howl uncontrollably for no reason. 

Kitty Power

Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet, hopped up on catnip meow loudly just to annoy owners scratch at the door then walk away stand in front of the computer screen sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! Yum. 

Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth all of a sudden cat goes crazy, so poop in litter box, scratch the walls. 

Sit and Stare

Catch mouse and gave it as a present has closed eyes but still sees you mrow knock over christmas tree i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun scamper. Sit and stare meow. Purr dream about hunting birds peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Have secret plans pee in the shoe mark territory. Human give me attention meow swat turds around the house. Claw drapes run in circlessleep nap yet throwup on your pillow. Chase laser eat a plant, kill a hand poop in the plant pot, kitty poochy. 

Ignore the Squirrels

You'll never catch them anyway dream about hunting birds or missing until dinner time play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face and touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Kick up litter chase laser.

Nap All Day

Leave hair everywhere use lap as chair, for a nice warm laptop for me to sit on for lick the plastic bag so stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust yet burrow under covers, or massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. 

Go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway intently stare at the same spot leave fur on owners clothes purrrrrr so step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle. 

Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshieldsit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum shake treat bag, for eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch.